Sweet shop has a weighty problem!
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| Refusal : Jean McDermott refuses to sell sweets in metric measures. | 
       SWEET toothed folk could be without a traditional treat
      -as trading standards officers 'weigh in' on a Stalybridge
      shopkeeper.
      Jean McDermott has been serving loose confectionery for the past 18 years
      using pounds and ounces. But under the 1994 Metrication Regulation (of the
      Weights and Measures Act 1955) shops such as E&J McDermott in Market
      Street, Stalybridge, must he able to serve in kilos and grams. 
      
      And Jean says converting from her imperial scales to metric will cost at
      least £180. "Why should we change over?" protested Jean. "We've not
      agreed to it, we've not even had a say and we're certainly not get any
      contributions from the government for the new scales. "The cost of new scales
      would take such a long time to make up, I'll just have to stop selling the
      sweets."
      
      
       Jean adds nobody has asked her to weigh goods in metric units,
      and even children, who are taught to use the European system at school, prefer
      their sugared goodies in 'quarters'. But one trading standards officer said
      they don't want to make life difficult for business owners. 
      
      
      "The last thing we want to do is prosecute, we're offering
      as much advice as we can," said senior trading standards officer, John Davies.
      
      "We realise it's difficult for smaller shops to afford the changes and they
      would benefit from some kind of grant, but the pubs changed to the metric
      system in 1996 and there was no help for them.
      
      
       "The alternative for Mrs McDermott would be to sell prepacked
      goods" Mr Davies says Tameside Scales (on 0161 3396501) can adjust a 'fan
      scale' to have metric measures for £75. Currently traders must indicate
      the price food using metric measures, but until 2009 they can also display
      prices using imperial measures. 
      The
      Advertiser August 31 2000 
      
      
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| Scales of justice: Peter Ellis has gone back to using imperial weights | 
      HAVING spent thousands of pounds on new equipment to comply
      with new regulations enforcing the EU's compulsory metrication directives,
      Peter Ellis, whose Network Seafood in Newhaven, East Sussex, supplies fish
      to hundreds of hotels, restaurants and catering firms, was horrified to see
      business slumping. 
      
      
      His customers couldn't understand that salmon now being
      sold by the kilogram - more than 2lb - hadn't actually doubled in price.
      Dozens told Mr Ellis that they hated the new metric system, so he has now
      told Keith Pogson, head of East Sussex trading standards, that, to save his
      business, he has gone back to selling his fish in pounds and ounces. 
      
      
      His customers are delighted. Terry Shurman, landlord of the
      Greyhound pub at Keymer, says: "Mr Ellis is right. To take English fish out
      of the English Channel and weigh them out in kilograms is outrageous. Those
      officials are not only despots, they're tosspots." Mike Bingham, a caterer,
      says: "We're all fed up with Brussels bureaucrats pushing things down our
      throats. Every day someone dredges up something else."
      
      
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| Balancing act : No kilos | 
       Last Wednesday Dave Stephens, the Essex butcher in the forefront
      of the growing campaign against metrication, led a delegation to the Department
      of Trade and Industry, accompanied by the UK Independence Party MEP Nigel
      Farage, challenging officials to allow a prosecution to test the law. 
      
      
      He has had thousands of messages of support, including one
      from the comedian Max Bygraves, who wrote: "Count me in to be your cellmate
      in prison." But the officials fear a test case because of legal opinions
      suggesting that, for procedural reasons, the UK regulations might be ruled
      illegal. 
      The Sunday Telegraph March 12 2000 
      
      
|  READERS Martin and Stephanie Burton had a disagreement
	    about measurements when they were decorating their house. They wanted to
	    put up a dado rail in their living room, so Stephanie measured up the space
	    in feet and inches. But Martin pointed out that even in Britain "everything
	    comes in metric these days", so she measured it all again in centimetres.
	    When Stephanie got to the builder's merchant, she asked for the length of
	    wood and was promptly asked: "What's that in feet and inches?" Luckily there
	    was a calculator in the office, but they handed it to Stephanie because she
	    was the only one who knew that 1 inch equals approximately 2.5 centimetres.
	    Hoping she'd got the right amount of wood, she took it to the checkout, paid,
	    and took the bill. It read: "Thank you for your custom. 2 x 12ft dado rails
	    @ £1.72 per metre. Please call again."
	    [New Scientist 28 June 2002]  | 
	
      
       
	
      
       My comment : I would like to ask
      Mr Ellis and Mrs McDermott how many fingers they think they have on each
      hand. Metric is much more sensible than imperial measure. Just because a
      load of old ostriches stick their heads in the sand and try and hang on to
      what they know rather than embracing change (which is typical of conservative
      Britain),doesn't mean that sooner or later metric will inevitably come to
      rule (so to speak),and so it should. The metric system as it is being based
      on powers of ten,makes kilometres more sense than the imperial system. 
      
      
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| Decimal pointless? Recall the confusion that greeted the new monetary system in 1971. | 
      
      The measurements in physics a streamlined by using metric,and currently even
      scientists are wandering between the two systems when speaking. Use of two
      measuring systems increases the chance of error,and no doubt clock turners
      like the duo above would be the first to complain if some accident occurred
      because of an error brought on by mixing units of measure in some critical
      instance. 
      
      
       The reaction of the two people here is
      typical of Britons who refuse to accommodate change,even when it makes sense
      to do so,and become xenophobic about the origins of metrication and patriotic
      about their own idiotic system. This reaction no doubt is because of their
      inability to count in tens,something which should be second nature to
      everyone,and having to accommodate something new. This is similar to the
      averse reaction to technology encountered amongst those who have no clue
      how it works and become frustrated at their own inadequacy. 
      
      
       When the currency was decimalised there
      was the same attempt to kick and scream and make a fuss because those with
      limited brain matter couldn't cope with having to change how they calculated.
      This is indicative of the mentality people have towards mathematics.They
      see it as a necessary evil,rather than the beautiful and powerful thing that
      it is.
      
      
      It's no wonder that in a country having
      such basic problems with maths skills we're prone
      to believe mystical ideas and hanging on to old
      systems of calculation.Mr Shurman might ask himself who in fact is the "tosspot"
      since the officials are only trying to institute a sensible system and get
      rid of an antiquated one. Such tradespeople are only showing their "math
      phobia" and indicating their fundamental ignorance. If someone offered two
      choices,one of putting your head in the oven and the other of using an oven
      for it's given purpose,then why would any sane person choose putting their
      head in the oven, just because a load of other people do it? 
      
      
      Staying with imperial measure is for post-war
      clock turners who stick their feet in the mud,out of some misplaced
      patriotism.Imperial measure is anachronistic and irrelevant to today's world.
      The modern metric weights are defined with atomic precision.Does anyone know
      where the defining yard exists,as we do the metre and kilogramme? I bet
      tradespeople do not know,and much less do they care.For their accuracy need
      only be measured with limited precision. Modern engineering techniques required
      a modern system of weights and measures,and Imperial - isn't it.
      
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